Ya know, when you're playin a video game, and, like, you've just killed a bunch of demons, or eyeball monsters, and you find that rocket launcher and a bunch of health kits, what does that mean?
No, it does not mean you're gonna be wading through on fuckin easy street splattering bad guys all the way to the princess or reactor or whateverthefuck it is at the end. It means you're gonna be up against some goddamn Antichrist boss monster in the next fuckin room.
My life is turning into a video game. One of those shitty ones from Japan where nothing anybody says makes sense and there's no game-guide, but boy, does it have good graphics! Click for More
