On Tough Choices AKA Dracofelinacorns

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I'm here to tell you, pimpin' ain't easy. In this case pimpin' is editing a podcast, and the players are my "talent," bringing daddy his fat stacks of dead presidents. Plus Audacity is my crew that sometimes I gotsta roll with when it's time to roll inititave. Wait. No, what I'm saying is that sometimes it's hard to know what to cut from a podcast...

For instance what do I do with an utterly pointless thirty second tangent about thoroughly inappropriate, mostly mythological animal husbandry? I know, easy answer, leave it in duh. But what about the fact that also, there's Nazis? And plus I bet you think I'm making this up but no bitch, why you steppin'? It happened, IT'S IN THERE. I laughed, but all in all it was stupid-funny, not exactly impressively-intellectual-funny, unlike my pimp metaphor which was some Shakespearean shit yo.

It also came at what should kind have been a vaguely tense scene. Still, it made us laugh. I'm keeping it in. If it takes you out of the moment and you don't like it, let me know. We're still learning.

Bitch, please.